Belconnen Community Men's Shed

Men helping men build a better community

Shed as it stands
 

Bunnings Gungahlin Working Bee CANCELLED

Gordon has been advised that the BBQ construction planned for Bunnings Gunghlin this Thursday/Friday is no longer required so the event has been cancelled.

But remember our shed will be open on Thursday morning if you still need something to get you out of the house.

 

 

At the root of every grey hair, there is a dead brain cell!

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards70 or beyond!

1.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2.

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3.

No one expects you to run -- Anywhere.

4.

People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, did I wake you?'

5.

People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.

6.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

8.

You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9.

You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13.

You sing along  with elevator music.

14.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

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Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17.

Your secrets are safe with your friendsbecause they can't remember them either.

18.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down toa manageable size.

19.

You can't remember  who sent you this list.

 
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